ABOUT US
Ironhedge is not for the faint-hearted, you shouldn’t mess with us or try to defy us. We don’t believe in a God or religion, we only believe in ourselves and our supreme leader Vladislav Maximus. If we have to describe ourselves as a person he/she would be very strict, disciplined, egocentric, powerful and masculine. Someone who doesn't tolerate crime or rebellion and will punish those who disagree. If you haven’t got the same point of view, you are not welcome. We only accept like-minded people.
We don’t really care about the environment, the word isn’t even in our dictionary. Our citizens are all hard-working people whose goal it is to contribute to the economy of Ironhedge. There is no competition, more like a big sense of togetherness. All our citizens are very proud of their country. Patriotism is our strong suit.
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OUR VISION
Our purpose is to be the best country in the world. We want to conquer the world by turning every other land into communist countries.
Everybody in our country should be able to fully develop their skills and abilities. So we can become a force that has to be reckoned with.
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IRON & PRISONS
Our country is well-known for its iron ore industry. We have the most iron ore reserves and the best techniques to extract metallic iron. Iron ore are rocks and minerals that can be heated and used to extract metallic iron in an economically feasible method.
The majority of the mined iron is used to make steel for our famous well-built prisons. Which is our main income. We build the best prisons all over the world. Because of our high-quality steel they are impossible to break out of. Years of experience have taught us a lot and we developed a unique method to treat our iron with the best care possible. Therefore, we can deliver an excellent product and service.
Our team of architects is specialized in prison-building and knows all the tricks of the trade. For a tailor-made prison to your liking you should really consider Ironhedge Prison Company. And if you don’t you can always visit ours and NEVER LEAVE.
So if you need a prison give us a call on 666-666-666.
PRODUCT
Ironhedge's biggest revenues come from the iron ore we extract. The mined iron ore can either be purchased as such or in a finished product namely our famous prisons. Ironhedge Prison Company processes iron into steel. This steel is then used for building your tailor-made prison.
PRICE
You pay 66.66 redcoins for a ton of iron ore. Because of this great price and quality, we are the world leaders in iron ore. Countries that are regular customers get loyalty discounts for in Ironhedge loyalty is always rewarded.
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The price for a prison varies between 666.000 redcoins and 1.000.000 redcoins. It depends on the design, number of cells, extras and so on. According to the wishes of the customer a correct price is discussed.
PLACE
Our iron ore reserves are situated in specific places all over the country. Our mine-workers work hard to get the iron ore to the surface. It is then transported to our factories. Countries that wish to buy pure iron ore, can buy it from these factories. It’s sold in tons and will be shipped by boats. You can find everything about this product online on the Ironhedge website.
For our prisons, you can contact Ironhedge Prison Company. They have their own website and social media. They have a real estate agency located in Shadowvalley, where you can also visit our own prisons.
PROMOTION
We do not need much promotion as we are known for our iron. But we do use owned and paid media. On our website you can find everything about our factories and products. Through social media we try approach our clients in a more personal way.
We also advertise with flyers and use outdoor advertising such as billboards and bus shelters.
Because we are the country with the most and best production of iron ore, everyone comes to us anyway.
ONCE YOU GO RED, YOU'LL NEVER BE SAD
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